Yessir *Raises Hand* I am clearly sprung on the cyber skin flicker bullet. Oh don't act like I'm the only one, nine out of ten women have used, or currently use a sex toy. I've tried a few different versions, the jelly dongs, the hard plastic vibrator, the Rabbit, TickleToes (dont ask lmao), and a few others have cum and gone. But for some reason I've always come back to the faithful Bullet.
Well today I came to a realization; I am really dependent on the dayum thing! As we all know Bullets don't last very long, so when mine died yesterday I was kinda devastated.. yes DEVASTATED. I don't know about you all, but having an orgasm is on my daily activity list.. with or without assistance. So this morning I attempted to go "old school" and manually achieve climax. Let's just say that didn't last long, after 5 minutes my fingers were totally pissed at me. But I refuse to go out like a punk, so what do I do? I grabbed a petite screw driver, popped open the back of the bullet, peeled the plastic off the wires, reconnected them to the circuits, and VOILA. I had to laugh at the fact that it was easier to fix it then to masturbate LBVS. Dayum shame how many of them I threw away, probably cud of saved myself hella money. Two minutes later I was smiling with both sets and ready to continue my day..aye!
So yes I will be the first to admit that my toy has my pussy whipped. And I'm sure a few boyfriends/spouses have toy envy lmao. Raise your hand if you wanna attend Toys Anonymous next Wednesday night..smdh
It's been a while since I blogged, but yall know I had to come back.. MUAH
Ladae
